Magic: the Gathering in the UK
We have a winner, Kieran over to you - it is an absolute classic, his best is Mallrats though
Okay then, here goes:
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!"
sorry also forgot to mention that not for the first time Mills you are wrong Mallrats is LEGEN-"wait for it I hope your not allergic to dairy"-DARY