Sentence of Death

[Thomas David Baker]

[a] How long does a sentence have to be.

[b] So much depends upon the red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens.

[c] Kieran is a turkey fucker.

[d] Don't open the gates - who the hell needs a wooden horse that size?

[e] Mornington Crescent.

[f] I fucking love Jhessian Lookout!

Place your votes within one week or be eliminated.

[Gary Lynch]

[d] Don't open the gates - who the hell needs a wooden horse that size?

[Dan Barrett]

[a] How long does a sentence have to be.


(i think c is clever ploy by the man Symington himself)

[ross miles]

f

[Kieran Symington]

I like them all - especially the random ones that make no sense. Gotta vote for [f] though - it's so true. Though it would be better with a link to the card Lke This!

[Gary Lynch]

Interesting that kieran and ross voted f.

btw, who didnt submit?

[Paul Young]

well c made me lol, so its C

[Tiff Leek]

a:

or is that my sentence? Did I submit a sentence? I don't know.

[Paul Young]

so, 2 more votes, Tom and Ben, but does tom get a vote, after all he knows who all the sentences are from?

[Ben Titmarsh]

pretty sure you can't vote for your own sentence Ross! I'll got for b, I have my suspicions that it's plagiarism, but it's a nice sentence.

[Thomas David Baker]

I vote E.

The authors were:

(Paul Young) [a] How long does a sentence have to be.

(Gary Lynch) [b] So much depends upon the red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens.

(Ben Titmarsh) [c] Kieran is a turkey fucker.

(Thomas David Baker) [d] Don't open the gates - who the hell needs a wooden horse that size?

(Kieran Symington) [e] Mornington Crescent.

(Dan Barrett) [f] I fucking love Jhessian Lookout!

This makes scoring as follows:

Paul Young 200
Gary Lynch 100
Ben Titmarsh 100
Thomas David Baker 100
Kieran Symington 100
Dan Barrett 200

Final scores for this game of Nomic are:

Thomas David Baker 183 (4th)
Dan Barrett 253 (1st)
Tiffany Leek 75 (7th)
Gary Lynch 145 (5th=)
Ross Miles 55 (8th)
Kieran Symington 223 (3rd)
Ben Titmarsh 145 (5th=)
Paul Young 245 (2nd)

[Kieran Symington]

Thanks Ben! I really wanted to vote for that one, but after Dan said it might be mine I didn't want to give it away!

Also good to see I got a vote in the end - I was worried it was too obscure a reference...

Thomas David Baker said:

The authors were:

(Ben Titmarsh) [c] Kieran is a turkey fucker.