Yes we have a play group in MK, we meet up for sanctioned magic every Tuesday and casual magic every Thursday at the Toby Carvery in Shenley Church End, Milton Keynes. Details of upcoming stuff (like the Mirrodin Besieged pre-release) are on our website www.mkmtg.co.uk. The forums are the main source of info, as well as a good place to meet other players. If you make it across I'll introduce to some of the other guys from Bedford that usually turn up.
Next Tuesday we are doing Two headed giant draft, just to shake things up a bit. It's normally either draft or standard.
Any queries drop me a line and hope to see you soon.
Forget about it Ross, I was just being petty really... I know you're not the kind of player/person who looks to win through that sort of advantage. Sleeves do feel nice, don't go trying to use them as a contraceptive though, it just doesn't work.