Game Day - I Need a Standard Deck

[Thomas David Baker]

As I'm sure you will be fascinated to hear for the 39th time - almost all my cards are in the US.

Has anyone got a vaguely competitive Standard deck I can take to Game Day?  Or half of one?  Or a few Lashwrithes and Smallpoxes?

Anything approximately competitive will do!

(Or do you have the rares from Mono B: http://mtgpulse.com/event/6013#80541 or RDW: http://mtgpulse.com/event/6013#80530 ?)

[Kieran Symington]

I have a number of extremely uncompetetive decks you could use. But are you man enough to risk it?

[Dan Barrett]

Rebecca has first dibs, but if she doesn't need it I have that red deck.

[Thomas David Baker]

I'll take whatever I can get!  Unless people are drafting or want to cube in which case sod terrible Standard decks.

Kieran - have I got time to memorize the 9-card combo required to win 1 in 15 games with one of your decks?

[Kieran Symington]

I need to test a deck I'm due to write about but I think it would be much more fun to get you to test it at game day so I can get an independent opinion from someone who has hated every deck I've ever made. I promise not to mention you by name in the article!

[Thomas David Baker]

This sounds like a really unamazing plan!

[Simon O'Keeffe]

I'm almost tempted to take you up on this offer, that would make playing standard way more fun!

I'll certainly be in attendance even if it is just for cubing. I might even try and finish my new cube for the weekend, although I think the idea might be flawed.

Kieran Symington said:

I need to test a deck I'm due to write about but I think it would be much more fun to get you to test it at game day so I can get an independent opinion from someone who has hated every deck I've ever made. I promise not to mention you by name in the article!

[Thomas David Baker]

Hurray - Cubing > Standard!