FOIL DOUBLE-SIGNED DOUBLE-ALTERED TEFERI
Steve getting DQ'd, and moving up to number 1 on the DCI's most wanted list.
Poker til 5am
Having a weird dream about Ben watching me shit.
5 litres of cat-piss wine for £4
EDH for fun and profit
Steve attempting to chat up waitresses in Italian from his iPhone
Lots of shouting
Snorting a dice