Top Locations To...

[Nathan Gotlib]

... have a danger-wank.
Discuss.

Examples:

- In your room (level one: after calling your grandma // level two: after calling for your mom)
- In a confession booth
- In a handicapped toilet after you pulled the alarm
- On a plane after pressing the button to call the steward

[Nathan Gotlib]

Some more ones my flat mates and I came up with:

- Stand in the middle of a school square and start when the bell rings for recreation
- Call 999 and give yourself a 5 minute handicap
- Order room service and start when they knock on the door

[Charlie Grover]

What the hell Nathan. Your more messed up than i thought. Awesome.

[Dan Barrett]

Years of waiting.

I knew he'd trip up eventually.

Leave a hair, a fingernail.

Finally, i've caught him.


Charlie, you're wrong!

That Ginger One said:

What the hell Nathan. Your more messed up than i thought. Awesome.

[Charlie Grover]

Actually, I do that one deliberately cos it pisses people off. Like my bro. Or you evidently. And my spelling is shite, I have problems with words sounding the same (their/there/they're, your/you're/ heir/air) cos im dyslexic :(

[James Mills]

Needs moar danger wanks!!!

In the witness stand at a trial! The box goes up to your waist so you should be able to pop one out without anyone noticing.

[Nathan Gotlib]

On the platform at a train station, but only when the voice starts saying 'the train now approaching...'