If you could only eat one type of takeaway for the rest of your life, but you also had to bathe in said takeaway, what would be your choice?

[Ben Titmarsh]

Credits for this awe inspiring, life affirming question go to Mr Ross Miles.

[Thomas David Baker]

Japanese, or Hungarian.

[Ben Titmarsh]

I'm thinking the variety of textures offered by a Burrito would make for a useful bathing toolset. Rice for the rough areas like under the arms, Guacamole as a facial scrub, Refriend beans would make a sort of weird hair conditioner and you could finish up with a tortilla flannel.

[Charlie Grover]

Ben seriously what the hell.

And chinese. WIth plenty of sauce...

[Thomas David Baker]

Tortilla flannel is tech.

[Ben Titmarsh]

That Ginger One said:

Ben seriously what the hell.

And chinese. WIth plenty of sauce...

You'd look like a Sweet and Sour Chicken ball.

As the Beatles said "All you need is flannel"

[Amidu]

Asian girls are a type of takeaway right?

[ross miles]

are you suggesting a life style revolving around sex and cannibalism - is so i'm in

Amidu said:

Asian girls are a type of takeaway right?

[James Mills]

:hifive:

Amidu said:

Asian girls are a type of takeaway right?