Inaugural Gary Lynch Memorial Tournament - Saturday, Jan 2, 2010

[Dan Barrett]

TIME: 11am for 12 start.

VENUE: TBA

FORMAT: Time Spiral Block Constructed.

STRUCTURE: Swiss pairings, 50 minute rounds. There will be a 20 minute break between rounds.

ADDITIONAL RULES: All players must consume at least 3pc chicken and chips + 5 spicy wings, 6 pints of Stella Artois, and 1 Richmond Superking cigarette before the final round is completed. Any players failing to meet these requirements will be disqualified and told to "man up".

PRIZES: Beer. Money.

SIDE EVENTS: For Sale, Heads or Tails, Fruit Machines, Shouting.

[Daniel Royde]

lol

[Thomas David Baker]

Shut up Dan. Of course I will play this and of course I will win it.

[Tiff Leek]

I would put money on this. In fact I'd go for an accumulator with the Keith Loveys - if I had any faith in the judging remaining sensible.

Completing the competition would probably kill me, so I think I will pass.


Thomas David Baker said:

Shut up Dan. Of course I will play this and of course I will win it.

[stevie_b]

Has Gary planned on dying before or on jan 2nd next year without telling me. What are his top 10 things to do before he dies - climb mt everest, scuba dive the barrier reef, visit the colnel's birthplace?

[Mark Walker]

1) Get laid by a decent looking bird.
2) Win something.
3) Play a GP sober
4) Find out exactly why he woke up with grasstains on his knees and a condom up his arse that morning.

stevie_b said:

Has Gary planned on dying before or on jan 2nd next year without telling me. What are his top 10 things to do before he dies - climb mt everest, scuba dive the barrier reef, visit the colnel's birthplace?

[Ben Titmarsh]

Hahaha

stevie_b said:

visit the colnel's birthplace?

[Gary Lynch]

Sounds like a fun event. I do intend on proving people wrong and at least making it to my 30th birthday. Not sure about the day after though.

Visiting the colnels birthplace wont happen, I hate KFC. Cheap knock off chicken is the best.

[James Mills]

I'm sure you could mung on some chicken in tribute and smash a few beers!

Jake Woolrich said:

I wish I was there for this but I will be back in Aus :S

[Amidu]

FORMAT: Time Spiral Block Constructed.

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[Daniel Royde]

Because it's the best!

Amidu said:

FORMAT: Time Spiral Block Constructed.

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[Dan Barrett]

AWWW YEEEEA!

James Mills said:

I'm sure you could mung on some chicken in tribute and smash a few beers!

Jake Woolrich said:

I wish I was there for this but I will be back in Aus :S